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The beginning of it all

November 19, 2007

Wahey! You found us.

“Where on heck have I ended up?”, I hear you ask, well, you’ve ended up on an Arsenal blog, but not any old Arsenal blog, oh no. You have ended up on my Arsenal blog. Congratulations, have a cookie.

Unfortunately, as its a fairly new blog, its looking about as empty as Tottenham’s trophy cabinet, but not to worry, I have hope of much success. Not about Spurs, I’ll leave that hope and faith to their fans.

So, first blog and all, where to begin? Well, I could crack a few Spurs jokes and laugh at their misery. Oh, I have already done that.

Well, I suppose I may as well carry on with telling you about this fantastic blog, but I have forgotten the link so we’ll focus on mine.

For the best part of a year now, I have read many blogs on a daily basis and I often thought “How hard can it really be to start a blog?”, well, I have found out that’s actually ridiculously easy, it seems you can create an account on WordPress in a matter of minutes.

The hard part however, so I am told, is writing something interesting on a constant basis. Now, I have been known to have quite an opinion on things, such comments of “You’d make a great Politician” are often said to me, usually on a Friday night after I am 10 Carling pints heavy, talking to some bloke with a wooden leg who only seems to use the Pub as a stopping point to rest whilst walking his dogs. As he usually jokes, he is always halfway to getting legless before me.

I am very much a free thinker, I don’t care much for what the papers say and I don’t much care for what scar-faced fuck-wits say on a popular BBC One programme about the best performing team in the Premiership (It’s been confirmed, Pele said so).

I am 24 years old, I live roughly 15 miles from Ashburton Grove or 4 hours drive on match day. I have been an avid supporter of Arsenal most my life (there was a brief spell where my dad tried to convince me to be a Chelsea fan, he has since disowned me – it’s for the best!) and with a few certificates under my belt on understanding human behaviour, body language and even anthropology, I can usually make sense of what Arsene does and how he thinks. So you’ll usually find, I can clear up some of the decisions he has made with next to no fuss. It’s been a long time since I was wrong, let’s put it that way.

Simply put, I speak my mind, some of you may enjoy it, some may not. If you are some of those who do, by all means, stick around and I hope you enjoy my posts as much as I enjoy writing them.

Either way, I’m still as new to this whole WordPress thing, so don’t worry if you come back and the blog has become a breeding ground for Dogging reunions fronted by Stan Collymore, I can assure you it would be a slight coding error somewhere and that won’t be me in the Blue Renault flashing my lights in the woods on Sunday evening.

So, please bookmark this page and follow me on my little merry quest to manipulate the world with my Arsenal opinions, you’d feel a whole lot better, plus you get a badge.*

Until then, I am gonna go grab 40 winks and dream of a certain Miss Hazell doing wonderful things with a cucumber. In my dreams, she makes an awesome salad for when when I return from work.

Plus, she’s a filthy bitch.

* You have to make the badge and pay for all the materials yourself.

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One comment

  1. I love your site!

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